SAN JOSE, California (CC) -- As of 4:36 P.M., Wednesday afternoon, the fate of the Earth has been in jeopardy. Giant kittens have completely taken out several major cities worldwide. Already Washington D.C., New York, Los Angeles, Moscow, London, Tokyo, Ottawa, and several other greatly populated areas have been demolished due to these enlarged creatures. Bio-technologist mastermind, Dr. Jimothy Catastrophe, is suspected as culprit.
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